Anyways.
As of next month I will be 25.5 years old. That really has no bearing on the following subjects, but deity dammit I've decided that I'm using it as a reason. So deal.
Things I've noticed over the years......
-Hindsight is NOT always 20/20.
Yep I said it. Example? If you look back at a situation in which you lied and got caught, and all you say is "Damn I should've said this instead to fool them", you learned nothing, and your hindsight is broken. Because if it were 20/20, your hindsight should be "Shit I shouldn't have lied". See?
-I have way too many "Well it was a good idea at the time" moments in my life.
Yep! 100% honest. Whether it be cars I've bought (my 66 Dart, although I do miss driving an old boat), girls I've dated and dumped (in high school there were alot of regrets in that area)...etc....
Well I'm married, so the girl thing is fixed, but I don't think I'll ever get the whole car thing right.
Oh and I still to this day DO NOT REGRET THE WHOLE 280Z FIASCO. The only thing I regret is not finishing it. But whatever.
-People have a really retarded view of wagons.
I mean the general populous, not car guys. They seem to just view them as smaller minivans, and even still wtf is wrong with that? A well equipped Honda Odyssey is damned comfortable, and hell even pretty quick (for a minivan). Wagons? Hell you can get them TURBO. Yeah. Read it bitches. And besides, Subaru, Audi, BMW, and Mercedes all have damned good looking and well equipped wagons available. I think what it comes down to is people just see them as mommy mobile people carriers, which is sad and close minded. They can do so much more than haul people! They can can haul parts, dead people (technically fertilizer now hahaha), and all sorts of other shit. But no, they'd rather buy some obnoxiosly large SUV that is just a waste of space, all for the image....douchebags.
MEANWHILE, UPTOWN!
There should be a height limit to own a huge SUV. Countless times I've watched little miss whomever the fuck cruise down the highway, cellphone in ear, AND ARE BARELY ABLE TO SEE OVER THE DASHBOARD.
Have you ever seen a short person try to back one of these fucking beached whales on wheels into a normal parking spot, or even out of one? There is little to no rear visibility, as that was thrown out for the sake of fashion. Although I do give credit to those who put backup cameras on their land mammoths.
All I can forsee is an accident waiting to happen.
Oh and while I'm
Perhaps I'm pre judging? I mean, how do I know they don't use their killer land whales for parts hauling and such? Well I don't. but fuck you this is MY blog and my rant. Fuck you. Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Well, we're at the end of today's little....um....discussion. However I want to take this spot to say a quick shout out to the BossTown boys over at http://bosstownfr.blogspot.com
Everyone into cars should go check them out. Its a small movement right now, but I've got a good feeling that it'll blow up at some point, and its definitely cool to see a group of EAST COAST motherfuckers banding together for something dope, and not letting all the Cali bastards have all the fun.
Au Revoir, Mon amis.
