The Rodder's Journal.

Been a few days since I've updated this, ah well.

Where do I start.....

I fucking hate New England. I always have, but now that it has caused me to send one of my beloved cars to the junkyard due to rot, I am re-inspired to hate it all over again.

So at work today, a gentleman came in bitching about his wiper blades, and demanding new ones.

why?

Because they were squeaking. Ok, but the thing that gets me, was that all he needed to do was re-adust the way the actual blade sat, and it would've been fine. But no, that would've been too fucking simple now wouldn't it? And then he procedes to piss and moan to the owner, and then continues to bitch about a fucking wiper blade for a good half hour or so.

Really? REALLY?!

People are damned pathetic sometimes, I swear.

Fuck, I totally had more to type in here, but I forgot. Stupid Concussions.

Left 4 Dead.....

...Is amazing. End of story.

Do.....
....You like zombie games?
....you like any thing Valve has ever made?
....you like zombie games?

THEN GET OFF YOUR ASS AND BUY THIS GAME.

.....it's the american thing to do! support the economy! kill zombies!

or else, you'll be branded a communist!

SHEESH.

I'm bored, so I'm going to type in this color now.

Don't you hate it when you see someone stop at a stop sign, waiting to make the right hand turn that will put them on the current road you are driving on, and they wait for the LAST POSSIBLE SECOND and then turn in front of you?

Not only that but they put allllll that effort into it.....JUST TO SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.

HUH?! WHAT?! HAMBURGER HELPER?!

I don't understand, it's like hurrying up to wait....except the person is inflicting it upon themselves.....wtf?!

Next Square...

WARNING: THE NEW MORTAL KOMBAT GAME (MK VS. DC) SUCKS ASS.
The graphics? Pathetic.
The Gameplay? Pathetic.
The character selection? atrocious.
The overall game? BORING AS FUCK.

I would rather watch a marathon of Rosie O'donnell talking about her political views than play this game again.

The ONLY good thing in this game....is the Joker. I mean c'mon, the fucking Joker is awesome in damned near anything and you know it. But in this case, the dude has a move where you shake his hand and he electricutes you with a hand buzzer. HA!

I <3 The Joker. Best character ever. Or evar. Moar? Sauce? Intrahnetz?

Either Way, Good night kids and kittens. May the Sauce be with you.

BAH WEEP GRAH NAH WEEP NINNY BON!

(if you don't know what that is, you need to google it.)

VROOOOOM *shift* VROOOOOOOOOOM (Car Rant)

Oh what the fuck.

Ok people, can I ask a favor?

If you are driving, and need to take a turn....PLEASE FOR FUCK'S SAKE DON'T COME TO SUDDEN, ABRUPT STOP AND THEN TURN.

Turn your damned directional on ahead of time!

I mean fuck is it THAT fucking difficult?!

Also, there should be height restrictions on SUV ownership.

I don't understand how people can drive a car they can barely see over the dashboard of. That and WTf is the need for giant ass SUVs still?

Oh that's right. Status.

We as a species are fucking pathetic. "Oh look at my car, it's shiny and huge, therefore I'm awesome and cooler than you.

FUCK. YOU. CUNT.

Buy a damned minivan or a station wagon.

"Well I have like 5 kids and they won't fit!"

Oh? THEN SHUT YOUR FUCKING VAGINA. SERIOUSLY. Sew it shut. Put clamps on it.

If you can't handle transporting a certain amount of kids without using a god damned land yacht, then you should be shot, and thusly so should your offspring. Ok not all of them, we'll let them draw straws.

I honestly don't see what the big deal about driving a minivan or station wagon is. Minivans can be fucking dope! Look at all the options you can get on a fucking Honda Oddessey! Or on the wagon end of things, look at the Subaru Outback Turbo, the WRX turbo, or fuck even the Forester turbo!! (shameless plug)

Oh hey, good job GM, you redesigned your SUVs just in time to fail! CONGRATS. Now you want to get bailed out?

FUCK YOU. Seriously, you fuck up, and we have to foot the bill? OH COME ON.

And Chrysler you've already been bailed out once, so fuck off. Get out of line, and let Ford in.

Oh and Ford, why are you still making mercury cars? The are just shinier Fords!!!!

Let's see what else....what else....what else....

Eh I can't think of anything else right now. Good night.

And thank you for reading once again. Tell your friends!!! oh and you mom too, cause she still owes me 20 bucks.

PS. Hiiiiiiiiiii Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike! <--dude built a fucking sega saturn controller to work with Xbox360!!! DUDE IS CRAZY! Seriously! Twisted Symphony FTW!!!

Now if only he'd buy some tools......

Zippidy Fricken Doo Da.

So let's see, it is dark and rainy outside. Could be worse though, could be that snow shit.

I swear, I really dont understand how people actually LIKE snow. I mean seriously? I mean Sarah Palin likes it, but she's half retarded, and half insane so her opinion doesn't count.

I hate it when I have a fucking laundry list of shit to type here and then BAM! as soon as I get here, I forget it all.

I love how Sarah Palin going back to work as governor of Alaska is somehow news on Yahoo!. Who fucking cares? Why would you EVER even consider giving that psycho more airtime? I'd rather listen to the spice girls on repeat with a mace stuck up my ass than endure any more of her ignorant babblings.

We have AIDS, people starving, an economic crisis, soldiers in Iraq......AND SHE IS NEWS SOMEHOW?! Yahoo, YOU'RE FIRED. sheesh.

On Another Note.....
HOW THE FUCK IS POKER A SPORT!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!
SERIOUSLY!

It's a fucking card game people, let's be realistic here!
Chess....nay...CHECKERS is far more difficult and take far more mental aptitude to succeed at, and they aren't sports are they?

"The World Series of Poker".....right. Way to rip off Baseball, an actual sport, to make poker sound like a legit waste of time.

In Other News.....
The Olsen Twins are still alive. Yeah, I don't know how either, I guess now they just must have IVs of stay alive juice in them. I've got nothing on this one lol....

And One More Thing......
How is it possible that we have pills that can make a woman wet, a guy have a boner.....

.....but we still cannot CURE cancer and AIDS?

Or even still, how is it possible to consciously make a fucking pill that is supposed to help you, but gives you more side effects than condomless sex with a 50 year old prostitute?

I seriously do not understand mankind sometimes.

Hey you can have a boner again......but you're gonna die in two years from AIDS. ENJOY!


Anyways, is Miley Cyrus 18 yet? Cause I'm interested to see if she has a breakdown like Britney does.

If not, I'd like a piece lol

Woop De Damn Doo!

I will be more interested in what he actually does for us, I could care less about the initial celebration.and yes I voted for Obama.
We as americans need to realize however, that change will not just happen with one man, and that WE as american are partially to blame for the issues at hand.We were the ones who re-elected Bush, for the simple fact that he knew how to coddle us during 9/11, and he gave us someone to point the finger at.
Keep in mind, in times of tragedy, people are always looking to blame someone, remember Germany and the Jews in WWII? Hitler gave a struggling country in the midst of a huge depression an enemy, a scapegoat, and looked what happened.Bush gave us Iraq, and we fell for it. WE supported the war, otherwise it would've never happened.
So now that we've all forgotten we were partially to blame for the past 4 years, I hope we are not so blind and ignorant to think that one man will save us all from this clusterfuck we are in now. Remember, it's WE the people. Don't talk the talk, just walk the walk.

ps. I think McCain might have won if he hadn't picked that psychopath Palin to run with him.