Pull Out The Arrows That Poison Your Mind

Honestly, this entry is just going to be a bunch of randomness, you have been warned.

Who the hell got the nickname Dick out of Richard? Rich is obvious, Rick.....eh kinda a stretch....Did someone just say aw fuck it I hate him and start calling some guy Richard Dick just ot ruin his childhood? Imagine being that guy, I wonder how proud they would be knowing it caught on...

.....then again imagine being the monkey that AIDS came from and knowing how that shit caught on!

Also, speaking of that, while there are 101 ways I'm sure the virus got transferred to man, but let's just be awful for a moment:

What IF the first person to catch it got it from fucking a monkey? Ew. Although, in the end I guess HE (and the human race) got truly fucked! HA!

Alright enough....what now?

I'd rambled on furiously about music, but there really is little point to that, as alot of it is going to continue to get worse and worse (see: Willow- I shake my hair).

Oh speaking of shitty music, anyone acting even remotely surprised that the lesbian formerly known as Justin Beiber won awards should just hit themselves in the forehead with a brick. Hard. Let's be honest, not that we aren't usually, shittiness is promoted these days. Average talent, marketable looks, and a recording studio are all you need to become famous these days. Or at least try to. How they narrow down the final turdburgers is beyond me.

Watching the Minnesota Vikings this year has been.....morbidly entertaining, almost like watching a captain who has gone down with the ship slowly drown in his quarters. Ah well at least they finally fired Brad Childress.

Still wish I was doing musically. I've had wicked writer's block for awhile though, so I don't know how much good ish I would be able to create.

I'm running out of ramblings.

Ah! I've slowly started working on my new Zombie related blog story type deal, so stay tuned for that.

and since I probably won't remember anything to post here for awhile...

Feliz Navidad

Joyeux Noel

Happy Kwanzaa

Happy Hanukka

Happy Holidays

and

Merry Christmas.

If I missed any, WELL TOO FUCKING BAD.

Oh, one last thing, it finally snowed, and as per usual, everyone on the highway became scared as shit. Ah the predictable things about New England winters.

GOODNIGHT.

Stay Classy Interwebs,

Move Along, No Christmas to See Here

Well I think I've left this dormant long enough.

Its December, those fucking jokes of elections are finally over, and I guess its the holiday season again.

Woop de fucking doo.

I mean honestly, I don't really mind Christmas per se, but just some parts of it have grown on my nerves after all these years....

1. Christmas music. Don't get me wrong, I get it, I really do, but why does it always have to be whoever is popular at the moment (and Mariah Carey, for some fucking reason she ALWAYS has a christmas album!) doing the same damned songs over and over? Yes, I understand some artists (if you can even call them that anymore) do write new holiday songs, but 99% of them suck so they don't count. Also, I understand that Christmas isn't really "Metal", but why can't there be a metal christmas album? I'd love to hear Cannibal Corpse do Silent Night or Eths do Noel orrrrrrrrrrrr (thinking......) Blind Guardian do Santa Claus is coming to town. Absurd? Yes. But it would still be 110% better than what's being played over and over and over and over and over and over now. Shit, the last decent Christmas song I've heard is Christmas in Hollis by Run DMC (RIP Jam Master Jay).

Oh, and why the fuck do stores have to play these songs over and over? We know its the holiday season. We know we have dragged our tired, overworked, and underpaid asses to your store to buy shit that we'd rather have for ourselves for other people, so why the fuck do you find it necessary to play these songs, as if to put us in some sort of holiday trance so we don't realize how much we're spending and why?

2. Christmas Trees. What a mess. And for what, something to hang some random glass balls (or diecast trains if you were at my house back in the day) and to put the presents under? Please. I guaruntee if you just stack the fucking present in any corner of the house (or apartment), no one is gonna bitch. I understand the religious part of it (putting a star or angle on top to represent the host of angles or the Star of Bethlehem from the nativity), or that for some its a family tradition, but I don't know, I just don't see the point otherwise. And no, there will not be one at my place this year. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_tree <-yes I read that before typing this part. HA!

3. Carolers. Cause you know, that's what I want at my door, a bunch of random people singing songs I really don't like in the first place. Do these people really have nothing better to do? Hell an even better question, do people even do this anymore? If not, good, if so, dammit.

Now I'm sure the two people who are going to read this (What up Phlip and Mike) are thinking, alright you miserable prick, you don't like Christmas, just like you don't like most things, but hold up, I will actually get to the positives....

......Now.

Things I love about Christmas?

1.THE FOOD. Jesus possum raping christ do I love holiday food. Egg Nog? FUCK YEAH. Pumpkin Pie? FUCK YEAH. Christmas Dinner? FUCK YEAH. My mother has ALWAYS been a great cook, but god dammit does she deliver on the holidays! And now that I'm married, I get to eat at my mother in law's place as well, and she is no culinary slouch either. So yeah.

2. Getting the day off. Now this year sucks, because I already have Saturdays off, so it doesn't count. "Oh but that's not what Christmas is about"....Oh come on. We all love paid holidays, and Christmas gives us just that, so gives a fuck what its about? Oh and getting out early on Christmas eve doesn't hurt either.

3. Hangin with the Fam. Now that I am married, that has 2 meanings, as I get to see my in laws as well. Now while us Murdocks (my mother, brother, sister, and myself) do not always get along, its still good to see them, as we are all usually pretty busy to all be in the same place at the same time. As far as my in laws, its good to see them as well, as they live 2 hours away, so we don't get down there much.

4. I would be an absolute fucking liar if I didn't say that I love getting presents. I mean come on, who doesn't love getting free stuff, especially from awesome people? Right? Right. "Oh but Christmas isn't about and shouldn't be about the presents"....Oh? Then why do we spend so much money year in and year out buying shit for people for christmas? Hmm? Maybe it wasn't supposed to be about that, but that's like saying Tax Season isn't about getting that (hopefully) sweet tax return. Funny thing this year, as I have no real idea wtf I want for Christmas, other than a running Datsun. lol

In summary, Christmas is ultimately about what you make it about. For me, its mostly (but not always) about the above. Some people dig all the corny shit that comes along with it, the tree, the caroling, the music, and that's fine! If that's what does it for you then hey good for you, and I respect that, but it doesn't mean I have to like it.

You'll notice that I really didn't touch on the religious aspect of the holiday, and that is in part out of respect for my friends who read this that are religious. Also, I have been involved in too many messy arguments regarding religion, therefore I try to keep it out of this blog.

To be 100% honest, I don't think I will ever be as "about" Christmas per se as I was when I was a kid, and this is due to the horrible death of my friend Andrew Clancy, who was killed back in 2004 on Christmas. I dunno, they say time heals all wounds, but something like that never really leave the back of one's mind, especially given the shady circumstances surrounding it, and it tends to put a damper on one's holiday spirit.

RIP Drew, we still miss ya buddy.

Things I Miss....

Plain and simple update, a list of things (that I remember) that I miss.....(as usual in no particular order, so chill the fuck out)

-My grandparents

-My 1984 Cutlass

-My/My Grandfather's 1979 Grand Prix

-Some of my friends from Lowell

-Most of my old bands

-Hanging out in the halls of Lowell High

-My heated waterbed

-Going to the beach after working late at Market Basket with Amy and Co.

-From Zero (band)

-Flaw (band)

-Las Vegas

-London

-My friends in England/London

-Playing drums

-Being on stage

-Watching Transformers, Ghost Busters, and Ninja Turtles back in the day

-Going to my Grandparents' house after school and watching mystery shows (Columbo, Banacek, ETC) and westerns with my Grandfather

-Eureka's Castle

-Ahh Real Monsters

-SeaLab

-Most of the old Hannah Barbara cartoons

-Looney Toons

-Alot of my old band shirts (especially my Tool and Pantera ones)

-Having the summer off from school

-When working on cars for a living was a dream, not a hellish (at times) reality

-When life was simpler

-Drea, Kip, and any of my other friends who moved away

-Life before social networking websites

-My first 280Z

-Life before I realized 90% of people are assholes

-The time when reality TV didn't exist

-Livejournal hahahahaha

-The old Mentos commercials

-Using TechDecks in school hahahahaha

-Drumming on my desk to annoy the teacher

-The time I spent in Boston with Joe Booth and Co.

-My friends from other places than Lowell

-Skateboarding

-Skateboarding at Hadley skate park on Middlesex St. till 11 pm then having to skate home

-The time before my body was all beat up lol

-Battle Arena Toshinden 1 and 2 on PSone

-The Twisted Metal series

-Driving around with friends doing absolutely jack shit, but still having a blast

-When my memory worked

-Staring at the stars for no reason and just conversing with someone

There's more I'm sure, I just forget.

Through The Looking Glass....

Man what a day....no gas in the car, no money for gas, no going to work because of it. Its a vicious cycle, and perfect proof that when it rains it fucking pours.

.....Moving on.......

I really wish the weather would improve, this overcast bullshit is exactly that. I don't mind that it's gotten cooler out, as that is par for the course up here in good ol' New England, it's just that when it gets shitty and rainy I find myself more tired and less motivated. Bleh.

SPEAKING OF FALL OR "THIS TIME OF YEAR"....

I am so sick of people going on about the leaves changing color. I mean seriously, you people do understand you're wasting gas to go look at something that happens EVERY FUCKING YEAR, and is nothing more than a sign that the leaves are slowly dying....right? I mean how morbid are you motherfuckers?! "Oh but its so beautiful!!" Oh spare me that shit. If it was something that happened every once and awhile, sure I could understand the fascination with it, BUT COME ON PEOPLE.

.....Meanwhile Uptown......

I could really use a candy bar right now. Yep.

But seriously folks, what the fuck is up with music these days? Metal is being taken over by whiny high pitched voiced emo kids in skinny jeans, rap and pop are trying to become techno....its almost like its time for a reset in all genres of music. Don't get me wrong, there are alot of bands out there who are great, and making great music, but I feel as if the virus that is cookie cutter or formulated music, is spreading faster and faster. Which sucks.

I would LOVE to find or form another band and do it the way I think it should be done, but unfortunately there is jack shit that I can find out there right now, which sucks, because I hate sitting on my proverbial ass.

Hell at this point, I wish I had my own practice space, so I could do all the parts of it myself, or even have some of my awesome musician friends help out with it. Man that would be awesome, but at this time not even close to being feasible.

Well that's all for now folks!

PS. 13 years ago today my grandmother Claudette died. Rest In Peace Granny, I still miss you with all my being, even after all these years. I'll never forget you, or Pepere.

XXVI

Yep, here it is. 26 years old. Not that special of a birthday, but its been a fucking hell of a year. Why? Multiple reasons, most of them bad, but some are good.

The Bad?

-Knee surgery, my second surgery technically (had the tip of my right middle finger re-attached when I was 8), cause I fucked up my left interior meniscus.

-Since my surgery, I haven't been able to make consistently good paychecks, but that's because work has been up and down.

-I've had friends and my sister move away

-Just shit in general has seemed more suckass than it did the year before.

-Joined a band, had it go well, only to have it fall the fuck apart in the end, which is frustrating as fuck.

-moved in with a friend, had it go fucking horrible, couldn't escape it quick enough.

But with anything there is a flip side....

The Good:

-Softball!

-Made some new awesome friends, Jacqui, Nicole etc...you know who you are.

- Got a new job at a new dealership finally, a chance to start over.

- Finally got one of the cars I've wanted to own for years

- FINALLY GOT ANOTHER FUCKING DATSUN Z!

-Got married (and if anyone bitches about this not being at the top of the list, fuck you, I'M NOT GOING IN ORDER)

-Got to go to Las Vegas and see on of my best friends get married, which was fucking awesome!

-Finally moved out of that fucking hellhole and got away from the hippo and the mutt.

.................................................................................................................................................................

I'm sure I'm missing a few things, but we all know how bad my memory is, feel free to remind me on my Facebook page.

I would also like to say, music this year has been less than favorable, but I have been lucky enough to discover new stuff.

Um....I'm out of words. Fuck. Later!

We're Just Bodies in the Teeth of the Combine.

So let me start out by saying the new Parkway Drive album "Deep Blue" is amazing.

Anyways....

At what point did people stop checking their mirrors and blind spots before changing lanes on the highway? I mean I know in the shitty states like New York, New Jersey, and Massachusetts its an ancient custom passed on from generation to generation to just switch lanes with no directional and without looking, but in NH its becoming way too widespread. Examples?

1. On the way to the Subie Kanc run, I am on 93 northbound passing a GMC Sierra stuck behind a tourbus. As I approach the port side of the truck, I suddenly see it swerve almost into my lane, so like any good American I lay on the horn and yell "WHATTHE FUCK?!" only to see the badgery old fuck shrug and look at me like its my fucking fault for passing him on the left and being there when he's trying to get around the bus.

2. Now this one involves a newer Volkswagen owner being a retard, so I'm sure no one will be suprised. I'm on the way home from the afore mentioned Kanc run, and there are barely any other cars on the road except for the VW Passat (see? idiot warning) that I am coming up on and am going to pass, because I am in the passing lane in a turbocharged car god dammit. Lo and behold he just starts making his way into my lane, hitting his directional at the last possible second like a douchebag. Now what I would like to know, is exactly what the fuck he was trying to do/pass, because there were no cars immediately ahead of him.

Are we as a fucking species in that much of an oblivious rush that we can't take TWO FUCKING SECONDS to make sure some poor motherfucker isn't about to become pavement splatter when we change lanes? Seriously. I understand some cars have bad blindspots (240sx hatchbacks) but jesus fuck people, just AT LEAST look in your god damned rear view mirrors if anything. You know, have some common decency? I know its like asking for blood from a stone (unless the stone is on its period and out of tampons), but please, just once, humor me.

Meanwhile, Uptown......

I don't even really know what color this is trying to be, but I haven't used it yet.

So, as some of you may or may not know, ComicCon is happening. I unfortunately cannot afford to go out there and nerd the fuck out so I can only read about it and the humorous and interesting events that occur. Every year there's gaming announcements, movie announcements, and of course graphic literature announcements.....but who knew they could end up so violent?!

http://kotaku.com/5595694/report-crazed-harry-potter-fan-stabs-comic+con-attendee-in-face

OH HELLS YEAH!

First off, who says that ComicCon isn't for all walks of life? The stabber was black, and the dude who caught it on tape was latino! See? The convention reaches out to all walks of life and has something for everyone.....to record and post all over the web. What I did not know, was that there are black people who like Harry Potter, especially to the point of stabbing someone. Now before you get all "aw but thaaaaaaat's raaaaaaaaaaaaaaacist!", slow your role and fucking think for a second. When is the LAST TIME you saw anyone african american (or just dark american for those not from africa) : 1. watching harry potter, 2. talking about/discussing harry potter, 3. in a harry potter movie, or 4. stabbing someone at ComicCon and being known as the harry potter fan who stabbed a guy at ComicCon? EXACTLY. SO SHUT UP AND RELAX. These jokes are (horrible) HARMLESS I swear.

Moving Further Along....

Shut up, I like purple. Alot. Its a great color (colour for everyone else), and has a limitless amount of possibilities.

I like how now that hollywood has a decent streak of successful comic book character movies, they have to go batshit and make every comic book title into a movie in order to capitalize on it.

Let me tell you now, and mark my fucking words, the Green Lantern movie is going to fail. Why? Well a couple reasons:

1. Ryan Reynolds is really not that great of an actor. The only thing he really has going for him is that he is married to the amazing Scarlet Johannsen, and I still don't even know how the fuck he pulled that off.

2. Let's be super realistic here. The general non nerd populus knows of very few comic superheroes, and they are....Superman, Batman, Wonderwoman, and Wolverine. Thank you marketing. Seriously, ask any random person who the Green Lantern is, and I bet 95% of them will retort "who are you, where are your pants, and what the fuck is a green lantern....do you mean like the Coleman camping lanterns?". Shit if hollywood is going to make movies out of comic book characters the regular non nerd schmoe hasn't heard of, I've got a few requests.....

1. Green Arrow. C'mon we're already on the color right?
2. Metal Men. Awesome old school comic, look it up.
3. Deadpool. WITHOUT RYAN REYNOLDS PLEASE.
4. She-Hulk. Liv Tyler please?
5. Hawkman. Way cooler than birdman and you can get someone hot to play She-Hakw or whatever his female counterpart was called. Fuck you its 12:37am and I am NOT looking it up.
6. Miss Marvel. Dunno who you'd get to play her, feel free to be creative.

We'll see how much they can milk out of the superheroe genre before they realize they've ruined it.



Well I had a heapload of other shit to write about and make fun of (yes with mostly tasteless, horrible jokes), but I'm tired as fuck and have to get up for work in the morning.

Adieu, Mon Amis.

You're the straw that's breaking my back, You are the salt that's burning my wound.

My last entry here was......March 10th. Let us rectify that shall we?

1. I had knee surgery. Fuck knee surgery, and its recovery time.

2. I have joined a softball team. It's fun, but shit I wish we would win more.

For three, I have alot to say....

I FINALLY SOLD THAT GODFORSAKEN 240SX. Fuck that car, and 90% of the people in that scene. I have never met a group of more ignorant, arrogant people that think because their car is built a certain way, its better than yours. I have moved on, and for the first time in 7 years, I feel like a vehicular weight has been lifted from my shoulders. I have met a bunch of good good people due that car, but the amount of cocksucking pieces of shit that have come along as well far outweighed the good. Fuck them and their trend following ways.

However, one issue has arisen. I now only have 2 cars. I don't like it. At all. I loved being able (back when I had 3 running cars) pick which car I was taking. I do sort of miss my 66 Dart. I mean, yeah it wasn't my favorite car, and it was blatantly an impulse buy but it was a good cruising car. I think that's what I need again. The Rex is my daily, the Bug is starting to get a little rough and definitely isn't daily driving material anymore (i did daily it the first summer I had it though), so it'd be nice to pick up something old school and comfy to drive.

However, I still need to either get rid of the CA, or throw it in something. I will never ever fucking own one of those decrepit overrated shitboxes known as 240sxs. EVER. So thats not even an option. I have been exploring others, and perhaps they will come to fruition.

But, at some point I want to buy and drive a hearse. What? Don't look at your screen like that, think of it this way, you're going to ride in one sooner or later, so why not be the motherfucker DRIVING IT. Besides, they have to be comfy right?

Moving on.

The new Deftones and Fear Factory albums are fucking great. The last song on Fear Factory's new disc is fucking bone chilling. Its awesome. The Deftones' album has several standout tracks as well, but I can't remember the names of them off hand.

The new Bleeding Through was a bit of a let down, albeit not completely horrible. I'm hoping the new Parkway Drive, As I lay Dying, and The Ghost Inside Albums don't suck. I've heard bits and pieces of each, but will hold off on making my final judgement until I hear them in their entirety.

Meanwhile, Uptown....

In order to keep with New Englander tradition, I must complain about the heat, as it is summertime. FUCK ITS WAY TOO HOT OUT. There, done.

Well, that's all folks. Fear not, I have interwebz now at my new humble abode, so I will be on here a bit more.

PS. I completely forgot to mention that August Burns Red's album "Constellations: is amazing from start to finish. Man I'm a dumbass.

Au Revoir!

Je crierai mon coeur aux cieux, dans les espoirs que les étoiles amèneront ma douleur....

In case no one's noticed, I'm falling in love with the French language again. Lol.

Anyways.

As of next month I will be 25.5 years old. That really has no bearing on the following subjects, but deity dammit I've decided that I'm using it as a reason. So deal.

Things I've noticed over the years......

-Hindsight is NOT always 20/20.
Yep I said it. Example? If you look back at a situation in which you lied and got caught, and all you say is "Damn I should've said this instead to fool them", you learned nothing, and your hindsight is broken. Because if it were 20/20, your hindsight should be "Shit I shouldn't have lied". See?

-I have way too many "Well it was a good idea at the time" moments in my life.
Yep! 100% honest. Whether it be cars I've bought (my 66 Dart, although I do miss driving an old boat), girls I've dated and dumped (in high school there were alot of regrets in that area)...etc....

Well I'm married, so the girl thing is fixed, but I don't think I'll ever get the whole car thing right.

Oh and I still to this day DO NOT REGRET THE WHOLE 280Z FIASCO. The only thing I regret is not finishing it. But whatever.

-People have a really retarded view of wagons.
I mean the general populous, not car guys. They seem to just view them as smaller minivans, and even still wtf is wrong with that? A well equipped Honda Odyssey is damned comfortable, and hell even pretty quick (for a minivan). Wagons? Hell you can get them TURBO. Yeah. Read it bitches. And besides, Subaru, Audi, BMW, and Mercedes all have damned good looking and well equipped wagons available. I think what it comes down to is people just see them as mommy mobile people carriers, which is sad and close minded. They can do so much more than haul people! They can can haul parts, dead people (technically fertilizer now hahaha), and all sorts of other shit. But no, they'd rather buy some obnoxiosly large SUV that is just a waste of space, all for the image....douchebags.

MEANWHILE, UPTOWN!


There should be a height limit to own a huge SUV. Countless times I've watched little miss whomever the fuck cruise down the highway, cellphone in ear, AND ARE BARELY ABLE TO SEE OVER THE DASHBOARD.

Have you ever seen a short person try to back one of these fucking beached whales on wheels into a normal parking spot, or even out of one? There is little to no rear visibility, as that was thrown out for the sake of fashion. Although I do give credit to those who put backup cameras on their land mammoths.

All I can forsee is an accident waiting to happen.

Oh and while I'm typing in this color on the subject, wtf is the need for someone who has no kids to own one of these? I mean yes I understand the whole Escalade status symbol thing, but c'mon. Yes I own a station wagon and have no kids, but its a Legacy GT dammit, its fire fucking engine red, and handles awesome, I bought it for performance if anything, and to haul car parts.

Perhaps I'm pre judging? I mean, how do I know they don't use their killer land whales for parts hauling and such? Well I don't. but fuck you this is MY blog and my rant. Fuck you. Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Well, we're at the end of today's little....um....discussion. However I want to take this spot to say a quick shout out to the BossTown boys over at http://bosstownfr.blogspot.com
Everyone into cars should go check them out. Its a small movement right now, but I've got a good feeling that it'll blow up at some point, and its definitely cool to see a group of EAST COAST motherfuckers banding together for something dope, and not letting all the Cali bastards have all the fun.

So yeah, big ups to Shanelach and the boys.


Au Revoir, Mon amis.

Comfort Eagle.

So here I sit, for the 5th (one two the four fiiiiiffffff!) day in a row, with my left knee still out of commission.

I can't fucking stand it. Yes while it is nice to have a day or two off and sit around doing jack shit and playing xbox360, I'm bored of it.

Mostly because I can't do a deity damned thing. Oh wait, I can still go to band practice, but thats no fun because I hate standing in one spot whilst I play my guitar, so even that is kinda lame for me.

All this because of a little tumble at work. Seriously. In all my years (10) of skateboarding, I NEVER managed to mash up my knees this bad, and deity only knows how many times I ate concrete and fucked up my joints from the waist down.

I hate this, this feeling of uselessness. I actually miss going to work and working on cars. Its just so ingrained in me that I hate not doing it for more than a day. Although, I bet if I was actually able to go places and do shit it wouldn't be so bad.

I go monday to Dr. Schrek (pronounced Shrek and fuck me if i didn't have to use all my willpower not to laugh in his face when he introduced himself) to find out the fate of my knee, and the fate of my summer. If I tore something, I may need surgery and rehab, and I will not be able to drive 2 out of my beloved 3 cars. I will go insane. I will kill someone over this. Bet on it.

I am a firm believer in Karma (yes fuckheads I do believe in something), and as such I would like to know what I've done that is so horribly wrong to deserve the shitty month of February that I endured.

Meanwhile, uptown....

I was watching a newer episode of Family Guy the other night, in which Chris goes on a date with a girl who has Down Syndrome. Now, I'm sure you can imagine the hilarity, and especially the song about impressing said girl that you Steward Griffin sing while helping dear dipshit Chris get ready for his date (look it up it MUST be on youtube by now). Come to find out (from Das Lau of all people) , captain of the dipshit express herself Sarah Palin was deeply offended and ready to sue Seth McFarlane if he didn't make a heartfelt pulic apology.


Wait. What?


Seriously? Listen, I know she has a kid or her kid has a kid like that (I forget to be honest and don't really care), but c'mon. Yes it was a tad tastelss and mildly offensive, but they didn't actually make the girl seem that bad, or did anything to defile the image of kids with D.S. at all. Also, how can you be suprised?! ITS FAMILY GUY. SHIT LIKE THAT IS WHAT GOT THE DAMNED SHOW SO POPULAR IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE YOU MEAT HEAD.


Yes let's sue because your feelings are hurt. Regardless of the subject, that is just downright retarded (oops! here comes a lawsuit). How can you honestly be so triggerhappy like that?


I understand it isn't exactly a show of good taste to make fun of people's disabilities, but WE'VE ALL DONE IT. I call bullshit on anyone who swears they haven't. Ever call something you've seen or heard retarded? BAM! You just likened that object or action to mental retardation, you insensitive prick. I hope every parent of a mentally challenged person sues the fuck out of you now. Lol.


I love how P.C. some ignorant buffoons have tried to make things in this world. I hate to break to you, but EVERYTHING is funny. Ever watch the Watchmen? If you haven't you should, if only to take in the antihero The Comedian's point of view on life.

Because he was right.
It is all a joke, and people do take things way too seriously. Most of those people are self rightous, ignorant, and just out to piss in people's cheerios (or frosted flakes) to try and hide their own fuck ups and personal flaws, AND to make themselve seem awesome to the american public (I.E. 99% of LIARS politicians), and probably just to keep themselves relevant and in people's heads.


I just don't get it I guess. Although I'm not suprised FOXnews hired her. Don't even start with that biased shit, as I am not biased, I think all news stations are a fucking joke. Some are just bigger jokes with less funny punchlines.


Oh and Tiger (Tiger) Woods (Y'all)?


STOP APOLOGIZING. YOU DIDN'T BREAK ANY FUCKING LAWS, NOR DID IT ACTUALLY HELP YOU WITH YOUR SPONSORS.


Seriously, I've never seen someone famous apologize so much for something that wasn't illegal, and to be honest, something no one should care about.


"Oh but what about the kids who idolize him?!"


Seriously? The dude plays fucking GOLF. Yes I'm sure the majority of the world's children are hankerin for some hardcore professional golfing when they get out of school. LOL

Golf sucks. It is boring to watch, boring to play, and really isn't even a sport; its moreso of a means for men to get out of the house.


Back to Tiger. Ok yes he cheated on his wife (alot), but so what? I know I've touched on this before, so I won't delve too too far back into that hole (that's what HE said!). Yes it's wrong blah blah blah, but its HIS issue to deal with, not ours. Also, he went into rehab for sex? HUH?!


How is an adult male wanting to bang hot chicks something that needs rehab? A sex addiction? No, its called a penis. All (most) guys have one, and with it comes something called testosterone and a libido.


Wake me up when he goes nuts from not getting any and shoots up a golf course. Let's see an apology and rehab for that!

RedEvil, out.



HOLY SHIT EPIC EDIT.

Phlip just notified me of this information purtaining to the Family Guy Down Syndrome Girl episode!!

and I quote!

"Fun fact:
The girl playing Chris' date on Family Guy has Down's in real life and spoke out in support of Family Guy and VERY harshly of the Palin family as soon as they opened their big ass mouths."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The whole Palin clan is just.....well, just laughable.

My Polyamorous Friend.....

Let's start this off by talking about something that has already been talked about by others as couple weeks ago.

the Superbowl Halftime show.

Good lord can we please get someone from this century? I love classic rock (except fro Bruce Springsteen), but let's be realistic, its getting kind of sad. Year after the year we pull all these classic bands that used to put on epic shows out of the retirement home and they shuffle around the stage.

The Who were this year's retirees performers, and looked like they were barely going to make it through a full performance.

Now, I understand that Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson's little tit episode ruined it for us having modern artists, but let's see if we can't find SOMEONE who would be suitable.....

1. Taylor Swift. C'mon, could you get anymore wholesome and definitely not going to fuck things up?

2. Carrie Underwood. Okay I know she did the national anthem this year, but hey why not next year?

3. Justin Timberlake by himself. He knows not to fuck up, and he'd know he would be on this fucking ice due to his previous idiotic act.

4. T Pain!!! T Pain is epic. That is all.

5. Kelly Clarkson. America loves her. Otherwise, she wouldn't have won that awful singing contest.

6. Miley Cyrus. Good for the kids, and you know every dude will actually watch her. Oh shut up you know its true regardless of her age.

That's just the tip of the iceberg, and for the sake of brevity on that subject, let's move on.

I have a mohawk. I bet you didn't know that. Let's move on. When you have what general society considers an odd or extreme haircut and or look (I have a copious amount of chin hair as well), people tend to look at you.....different, and are unsure how to act.

Example?

Last week, lunchtime, Cumberland Farms convenience store, Rte 125 in Plaistow NH.
I walk out of the store with my lunch purchase, and notice a middle aged soccer mom heading towards the door. I have my chrome aviators on at this point, so she cannot see that I have noticed her. She pauses, puts an "oh fuck....what do I do? he looks like a ruffian" look on her face. So I calmly say, "come on in" and proceed to smile and hold the door. A look of relief came over her face as she smiled and said thank me for my chivelrous deed.

I love it. Its great when you actually carry out an act of kindness and it suprised the intended person. They seem to appreciate it more. I might be wrong, but so be it.

I love my mohawk, and the last time I had one, I regretted getting rid of it, and am so glad I decided to get another.

I had more to type, but my heartburn/acid reflux is acting up hard, so we'll leave this as it is.

Laters.

PS. I bought a new guitar, a Schecter C-1 Elite. I'm in love with it.

Do you let history guide you? Or do you set out to change it?

Let's see here.....

1. I just ordered parts for the CA18 for the S13 from Hell. Thank you FujiiSPL for all the help thus far, and throughout the rest of the monkeyfuck of a build.

2. How is it the closer we get to February, the colder it gets? Its ironic, unfortunate, and irritating. However, my car did get washed today, so I could care a little less I guess.

3. THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS!!! Once again, Manning choked again, like he has done since college. WHO DAT SAY THEY GON' BEAT DEM SAINTS?!

4. This marks the first time in 6.25 years that I am actually attempting to make progress on that deity forsaken flat black embarrassment to the 240 scene. Hahahaha I still love that my car looks like shit, especially when I park it next to all the douchenozzles who think their 20 year old secretarymobile is soooooooooo much better than everyone elses. Yes everyone at Ziptied. com, I'm looking, pointing, and laughing at you. Seriously, who the hell gets conceited over some shitbox nissan concocted over 20 years ago just because they dumped 10k into it (way more than these things are worth) and put it into walls drifting on a regular basis??

My car is a ruthless, horrid, disgusting, rust infested, vomit inducing pile of good ol' parts bin abortion engineering, and it will soon have the underdog of ancient nissan **laughs* technology under the hood. So fuck you and the SR/KA/RB that somehow got you here.

Especially the KA. You should feel lucky if you got somewhere without breaking down halfway.

I know I talk alot of shit about the KA24DE, but I swear I have good reason to. I have never come across an engine that has caused me more problems. Even BEFORE I started drifting (which was a good year, year and a half after I got the car) I was getting stranded all over the place. I've been through two of those boat anchors. My 1984 Cutlass Supreme had the 231 cubic inch Buck "Even-fire" 3.8L V6 in it, and it LIT ITSELF ON FIRE due to a fuel leak from the back of the carburetor, and STILL STARTED RIGHT UP THE NEXT DAY. I had days when my fucking KA couldn't even GET ME UP THE STREET TO THE GROCERY STORE! Either way, fuck that engine.

To those who have had luck with it, more power to you, but I'm done walking on eggshells just to drive my fucking shitbox.
Moving on......

Ever buy someone something super awesome for their birthday and then say, "Damn, that's-ah pretty freakin-ah sweet-ah! I need one now!!"??? I just did.

Das Lau's birthday was the 3rd. I bought her a Google G1 phone, because in hindsight we were fucking idiots for getting the abortion known as a Sidekick, when the guy at Tmobile tried his little heart out to sell us on the G1 instead. Alas, we weren't sold then, but good god are we now.

So I came into contact on Zilvia with a dude who had one for cheap, with a charger. It arrived today, and deity fucking dammit do I want to keep this for myself.

Yes Yes Yes I know she's an awesome wife....but c'mon.....just this once?? Please?

OH ALRIGHT. FINE. I'LL GIVE HER THE DAMNED PRESENT. Sheesh. Tough crowd.

But I now need one for myself. Partially because I am portugese and therefore being unnecessarily competitive over stupid shit is in my blood, and because Sidekicks are fucking trash and this phone is doooooooooooooooooooooope-ah!

Maybe she'll be awesome and re-gift it to me......now?

Meanwhile, up town.....

My band is pretty damned cool. I just wish we had some recorded music to post everywhere on the internetz0rz for people to indulge in.

Hopefuly we have our first show next month.

I miss being on stage. I truly do. In my humble (read: totally more awesome than yours) opinion, it is the greatest feeling in the world (well almost better than getting the best head/dome/brain in the world from the hottest female ever), and I've missed it for years now. Even when my old bands used to play really small poorly set up shows (battle of the bands and such), it was still fucking B. I loved the energy of being up there, the adrenaline of playing what we had worked so hard as a collective to create for the masses to hear.

Yeah, it was pretty fucking cool, and even though the past couple years haven't been so great for me musically, I'm glad I stuck it out, and I hope that with the support of my awesome collective of friends, this current band takes me where the others didn't. And I don't mean that as a FUCK YOU to my old bands, I just think that with each musical endeavour, people strive to make it one step further in the SCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNEE than the last time around.

Capische?

Also, I miss driving my Bug. Its just way too fun. Yes, it has no heat. Yes, it BARELY has 60hp. Yes its old and goofy. But fucking-A dudettes, its pretty rad. Just to hop in it and cruise with nowhere speacial to go? EPIC SAUCE. Beautiful day with nothing to do? DUNNA NUNNA NUNNA NUNNA NUNNA NUNNA NUNNA NUNNA BUG TIME! BUG TIME!

And on that bright yellow as fucking hell note, I'm out.

I Will Scream My Thoughts to the Stars.....

I'm going insane. I swear it. It just seems like all I do is run around all fucking week. I work 6 of them, and on the 7th I've found myself running places to get more parts for cars that aren't getting done because I'm too busy fixing cars at work.

Which brings me to this....

Money and what I do with it.

Yes the age old issue.

It seems that whenever I get money, and I've decided what I'm spending it on, everyone thinks its a bad idea. It amuses me greatly. If I want another old car, I'm going to buy it. "Oh well what about you and Das Lau moving out and living on your own?" or "Why not put the money into one you already have?", are the two most popular, although my annoying boss seems to chime in with "Why don't you buy your wife something nice?". Let's tackle these in order shall we?

1. You don't think we have a separate account for that? I know people think I'm some shallow loudmouthed jackass who plays things by air, and that makes me chuckle, because I plan things out more than people may ever know. I have my weeks planned months in advance, so what makes you think that when it comes to spending my money or finding a new residence, I haven't already set aside some money to do so? Thanks for your such high expectations.

2. You think I don't? If anything I'm buying shit with left over money from that, and besides, without my cars (and wife) I wouldn't have any motivation to work. Lame I know, but we all have different forces that move us.

3. This one annoys me greatly. I maintain my 3 cars, and hers. I actually just got done paying for a new cell phone for her, even though mine is a complete shitfest. Listen, I'll worry about my marriage, and you worry about yours, okay?




I dunno, maybe I'm just ranting over nothing, or maybe I'm just frusterated. In the end, I'll just be left to my own devices which will end with me overthinking things as usual.

One of these days I'm going to type up that religion related entry I have in my skull for here, but I'm still weighing the pros and cons and the backlash that will ensue. Unfortunately I do not have faith that people can discuss their faith 100% without being closed minded as all holy fuck. See what I did there? Yeah. Don't bother laughing, as it wasn't funny. Ha.